My blog for very silly things

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all-aboutqoqo:


“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”

all-aboutqoqo:

“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”

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Here is a very satisfying music video of normal-ish people dancing in Brooklyn for your Monday night

safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE

safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE

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h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

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GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

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Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: “The cocaine isn’t the point. The cocaine is a metaphor,” he explained wearily over the pile of cocaine. She folded her arms. She didn’t understand his cocaine. “Didn’t you read my manifesto?” The prostitute had read his manifesto. Why couldn’t she?

Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: This lightbulb is inauthentic.

Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: [Nothing happens for 450 pages; receives fourteen awards]

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dutchster:

worldpeaces:

can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.

what the fuck does he want now

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SAVING THIS PHOTO FOR FUTURE REFERENCE TO THINGS “SINKING IN”

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tangledbeast:

I’ve seen a lot of people loving that “Yee” vid and I want to show y’all where it’s from if you didn’t already know because, lord, is it a treasure. I present to you Dinosaur Adventure a masterpiece from Dingo Pictures. The whole film (if you can call it that) is on this guy’s channel and I highly recommend a watch. Highlights includes:

  • The spiky dinosaur speaking entirely in rhyme
  • A cussing child
  • Duck narrator that sounds like she’s coming on to you
  • Vegetarian propoganda
  • Gorillas for some reason
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trying to remember important tom haverford knowledge these days

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agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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theroyaltenenblarghs:

You stupid hipster doofus!

theroyaltenenblarghs:

You stupid hipster doofus!

hartwich:

meanwhile i’m asking the real fuckin questions

i-am-momo-senpai:

please unmute this vine, I swear

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